Rita: I need to get a wax. I got so hairy in China, I thought they were going to put me in with the pandas for breeding!
Di: I'm so easy going, I'll go along with anything....
Everyone: Come on... One quick beer after practice.
Quotes and Stories
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Random Americans attempting to chat up MINC members whilst viewing a replay of the Commonwealth Games 2002 netball final between Australia and New Zealand...
....'Wow, this game is amazing! It is like a cross between Rugby and Basketball!'
....'It's just like volleyball' (????)
....'What are the Commonwealth Games?'
....'Where is Manchester?'
....'So, so you're from Australia? Well what team are you hoping will win this game?'
Jill to the housekeeping lady: Did you steal my BOOT!
Safety Tip: When going to tournaments it is not wise to take your valuables as they may get picked up by the wrong person. However, it is also not wise to leave your valuables in your
boot. In addition, it is also not wise to let a kiwi into your room, who may have the opportunity to steal the boot. Moreover, when you discover the boot is missing, it is not wise to accuse your bewildered room-mate of taking your boot. Furthermore, it is not wise to accost the cleaning staff and accuse them of stealing the boot/book/footwear/shoes. Hence, when reporting to management that your boot has been stolen, it is wise to pause and think carefully about whether your story regarding a missing boot, sounds very plausible. Consequently, it is wise to think carefully over who may have had the opportunity to remove your boot before asking for 911 to be called.
